The Conversation of Clan Cats

(1) Okay, this post is just to tell everyone the rules of this thread. Yes, it is an RP but it's a special RP. You can RP as yourself or any and all (meaning any cats that you have outside of this role-play site) cats. Whether rogue or Clan, they can be used. Keep in mind when writing your posts: ALL of your cats are extensions of yourself. Most people don't put things in their characters that they don't like. For instance, I don't make any cats that are conceited about their looks or I don't make them "preppy" because I don't like those things. Those things are over-rated. I said that to say this: Keep your mind open for new things. Maybe admit that you are crazy because you can talk to yourself through your characters. Hey, we've all done it a time or two. So be open minded.

(2) This is how I want to see your posts. P.S. I'm using my charies so no stealing!

Seastar

words words words. Blah Blah Blah.

Something like that you know? I only put the word's and blah's in because I don't want to write anything. The name of your character that is speaking must be centered. Anything else I don't mind. But it must be centered. If you have more than one cat going to speak, please separate them. Like so:

Seastar

Words words words...Blah blah blah.

Badgerface

More words words words...More Blah blah blah.

Just like that. Again, I didn't want to write anything. Or if your characters are speaking to each other then write like this:

Seastar: Blah blah blah...

Oakpelt: Words words words.

Seastar: Blah word blah!

Spottedwing: Blah blah blah word?

Something like that. But be sure that other people can answer to. It's like a giant c-box.

(3) And NO FOUL LANGUAGE!!!! I can't stress how much I hate curse words. Anything gestures that could be taken offense fall under this category. If I see anything as much as an innuendo of that, I will suspend your account for 3 days. I don't mind things like; freaking, crap, dang, dang it, sucks anything like that. But curses will NOT be tolerated.

Please don't feel shy about trying this new idea of mine. Some of the best moments with people are with your characters. Go ahead and start the thread after this post. Please don't make a new thread after this. If I think of anything else you can be sure I will add it. Have fun and start the posting!!!!

~Seafeather

Smokeleaf: You want us to format our speech now?! What kind of sense would you Twolegs make if you tried to talk open square bracket 'i' close square bracket like this? Open square bracket forward slash 'i' close square bracket!
Fallen: *Sigh* This is gonna be harder than I thought.
Smokeleaf: You got that right. Did we look willing to be here last time? No. And who says I'm an extension of your consciousness?!
Fallen: Technically, you are...
Smokeleaf: LIES!

Fallen: Seriously, though, some of my more developed characters are nothing like me XD Tigerrose and Fadepelt to name a few.

Seastar: No Smokeleaf. Just...just...oh forget it!! It's hopeless anyways. You don't listen to me. Oh and remember, down with the twolegs!!!

Spottedwing: Not again!!

Seastar: What? Down with the up-walkers!!!

Oakpelt: The who?

Seastar: You know! Some other cats call two legs up walkers. It says right here in the Warriors book series.

Waterlily: The what?

Seastar: It's a book series! *glares* but...they have our Clan names. *Gasp* I know the forgotten names!!! *shows everyone book*

Me: Well, sometimes. Everyone has an evil side, they just suppress it. lol! You know you're a little evil Fallen. XD Oh noez! They found The Book!!

Lightpaw: I don't think that we should look in there!
Flamepaw: Why you too scared?
Lightpaw: no, it just could create problems, and show us secrets that we should not know. This world holds many secrets, twolegs, upwalkers, no~furs, they're all the same, we are created by them, we are not really real.
Flamepaw: Lightpaw, your really weird you know that?
Moonfire: Let's be nice!
Frostglade: Who cares!? Show me the book! I want to know!
Me: I don't think you should do that...Seafeather Nice idea coming up with this!
Flamepaw: I think it's stupid, i mean, what's the cbox for?
Eveningpaw: you mousbrained idiot! We can't 'talk' on the cbox, only twolegs can!
Flamepaw: Who are you calling an idiot?
Eveningpaw: You obviously!
Flamepaw: Why you...
Lightpaw: Oh, don't fight, we dont't need to fight now!
Frostglade: LET ME SEE THE BOOK!
Me: this is going to be a looong night...

Skyleaf: Erm...this tells us of our future so I don't think we should see this! *grabs book and runs*

Seastar: Get her!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *mobs Skyleaf*

Skyleaf: No!! *book falls and opens on a page about ThunderClan* *glances* Ooh!!! *gasp* no!! Don't go Rusty!!!

Everyone: *gets into a circle around book and reads*

Coralstar: I don't think we're...

Cedarfur: Oh well! *delves into reading secrets of the Clans*

Lightpaw: I really don't think that we should do this...
Iceglade: *jumping up and down* Show me! Show me!
Flamepaw: *shoves through* Let me look! *glares at everyone* ..........*reads*.........Hey! My favorite is Tigerclaw! Go Tigerclaw!!!!
Eveningpaw: *rolls eyes* only because he's like you -dumb and a bad planner, plus you both want power.
Flamepaw: Not really, i would be a lot smarter than him in my plans
Eveningpaw: *rolls eyes*
Moonfire: I wonder where Raccoonstar and Thunderheart are....
Iceglade: Is that all you ever think of?
Eveninpaw: How come there are no 'paws' on here besides us?!
Flamepaw: because maybe they're smart enough to stay away from all of the stupid cats and twolegs here!
Me: Hey! I made you!
Eveningpaw: Well, you are on! You know that!
Flamepaw: Only because Lightpaw dragged me on! *immitates Lightpaw's voice* Come on Flamepaw, it will be fun!
Lightpaw: I'm sorry Flamepaw
Me: oh come on guys! LIghten up!
Moonfire: I wonder where they are...oh hello Skyleaf!

Smokeleaf: Down with the Twolegs! *Attempts to tackle Sea*
Fallen: OK guys, you're taking this too far. *Grabs Smokeleaf by the tail. I can stop you coming to this... *waves hand* whatever-this-is, you know.
Smokeleaf: Bite me.
Skyseer: Smokeleaf. Desist.
Smokeleaf: Why should I, kit?
Skyseer: In terms of Twoleg time, technically I am older than you. Three years older, actually. Which is... thirty-six moons?

Fallen: Yeah, that's true ^^ I give them some traits, otherwise they're not relatable at all.
Smokeleaf: Oh, so I'm your cynical side, am I?
Fallen: It's why I play you more than Tigerpelt.
Darkpulse: Books? How can we read Twoleg books? *Attempts to stand aloof from the scuffle. Sneaks occasional glances over Skyleaf's shoulder*

Me: Erm...I don't think you guys are supposed to see The Book. *Grabs book and runs*

Everyone: GET HER!!!!!

Me: FALLEN!!!!! HELP!!!! *swats cats with foot*

Seastar: Oof! Smokeleaf! Why are you tackling me?

Skyleaf: Erm...Darkpulse...you're getting a little to close in my bubble.

Coralstar: Who cares about your bubble! Get the book!

Me: Fallen! They mustn't see the book. It tells them of their future and they can't know it or they'll mess it up! Who knows? Maybe Flamepaw is actually the great-great-great-great grandpa of Tigerstar? And Moonfire...Thunderheart and Raccoonstar technically don't exist yet...or you...*runs*

Iceglade: No way! Get her! Get her! *Trips over Darkpulse pulling them both down* Sorry!!! Wait, nooo! I was so close to Seafeather!!!! Nooooo
Me: Live with it
Moonfire: *big-eyed* I don't exist?
Flamepaw: I am no elder! *Unsheathes claws*
Lightpaw: No, Flamepaw don't!
Eveningpaw: Why not? I mean, we know that Flamepaw is old and all, but why shouldn't we get the book?
Lightpaw: Because it can tell his our future, a future-
Flamepaw: Can it, Lightpaw,we already heard your pretty little speech! Eveningpaw, i would rip your fur off if you weren't a kit!
Me: Seafeather pass! *trips over Eveningpaw* never mind!!
Eveningpaw: At least I'm not an elder and I have at least more than 2 years ahead of me to live!

Enigma: *pokes thread* D: Is everybody okay? You've been quiet for quite a while.

Fadedstripe: Forget about them; let's talk about me.

Enigma: 0.0

Fadedstripe: You gave Silverwing permission to beat me up. That is unacceptable! D:< I am you. You are me. Unacceptable!

Enigma: Look, even I need to face reality sometimes. You think too much of yourself, and getting your striped butt kicked by Silverwing is a good way to bring you down to size.

Fadedstripe:...Traitor. >.>

Fadedpelt: Fadedstripe, I sense an unusual kinship with you. Are you also being persecuted for your beliefs or actions through the actions of your so-called 'creator'?

Fallen: And here I was thinking that we could get away with peace and quiet for a few months... Well, I guess we got that. XD
Smokeleaf: I'm too old for this chasing. -Lopes after Sea anyway-

Darkpulse: Do forgive me, miss! -Steps hastily back, bowing and treading on Skyseer's tail-
Skyseer: -Flinch- >.<
Darkpulse: Erm...Yeah, I'll go chase her too, shall I? -Runs after Sea-

Raccoonstar: Moonfire doesn't exist? Nooooo! Ohwait I chose Slashsnow...riiiight...-looks at Slashsnow and slaps self- Ow...
Falconcry: Book? A book you say? -reads- Gasp! Raccoonstar, why did you just slap yourself? You know what, I don't wanna know.
Windpaw: Hey Flamepaw! What're you so pissed off about? -paws into book- Flamepaw. With this, we could take over everything!
Leopardkit: Can it, Windpaw! StarClan, where's my sister? I can't find her anywhere! Ohheyy look, a book.
Nightleaf: I'm not doing anything! You haven't done a thread with me in weeks! Die!!! -attacks Raccoonasaurus Rex-
Duskwing: And she made me have a NIGHTMARE IN FRONT OF MY KIT! I'm gonna KILL THAT TWOLEG!
Onyxstar: I have absolutely no idea who any of you cats are. So...get off my territory! Oh no, a Twoleg! Must kill!
Me: Oh god oh god oh god. How did you escape my brain's firewall?! Dontkillmedontkillmedontkillme! At least my cats on Dark aren't in this. Chemically tested cats would be freaking terrifying for them.
Raccoonstar: Chemically tested cats?! What in StarClan's name are you talking about?!
Me: Oh god oh god oh god oh GOD! Bad kitty! Get off, Duskwing! Nightleaf, you're getting a thread as soon as possible! Onyxstar, down. Down, kitty. Down! Bad kitty! -hits with newspaper-
Onyxstar, Duskwing, and Nightleaf: DIE TWOLEG DIEEEE!!!
Me: -shuts off convo- Now I should live to see another day...

Spottedpaw;; --trips over tail-- ouch!

Lightpaw;; are you okay Spottedpaw? --looks at Wind and blushes--

Slashsnow;; Excuse me, Raccoonstar, I dearly don't believe I heard you right.

Moonfire;; .....

Eclipsekit;; But when though 'ought alive, what point shall it cease to begin with?

Flamepaw;; because Lightpaw seriously gets on my nerves [there's history to this ^^]

Lightpaw;; Oh Onyxstar! Pleasure seeing you here!

Iceglade;; -leaves...kill me now--

Flamepaw;; -glances at Wind-- Gladly

Iceglade;; -looks nervous-- um.... -flees-

Me;; sorry Flame, she randomly disappreared from my mind, you can't get her!

Flamepaw;; s***

Lightpaw;; Shame on you Flamepaw!

Me;; -closes curtain, that's all for now folks!-

Fadedstripe: Why hello there, Fadedpelt. :D I too feel a certain connection between us - perhaps we are long-lost kin or something of the sort.

Enigma: Right... >.> That would explain everything...

Fadedstripe: -pointedly ignores her- Unfortunately, I am being persecuted by this....twoleg...who was impudent enough to 'create' me, then decide that I was too 'arrogant' for her liking.

Darktide: Hear, hear! >:I There's a lot of us, actually.

Enigma: Uh.. hey, guys. ^^' Let's not get too hasty here... -hides behind Stormwatcher-

Stormwatcher: Hey, I'm not getting involved. >.<

Fadedpelt: -Shakes head sympathetically- Honestly. I'm not that bad a cat as she makes me out. Don't we all have a right to a spark of ambition?
Fallen: ... This may end badly.
Smokeleaf: DOWN WITH THE--- -catches Fallen's eye- -coughs and falls silent-
Fallen: :O Seafeather! You're a miracle worker! (Clearly, I need to get some kittens so that I can threaten Smokeleaf with them! THIS IS BRILLIANT.)
Smokeleaf: ... More....?!

Lostkit: ...