The Conversation of Clan Cats

Me: -Dies laughing-
Everyone: -stops and looks scared as they watch me laugh my head off-
Me: Fallen, you are absolutely amazing. XD
Willowkit: :D Is someone in need of my services?
Me: No...but I'm in need of someone's services. (wow...didn't notice how corny that sounded until I wrote it down. XD -dies laughing again-

Smokepaw:"Hey what is going on OOF!" Smokepaw got smacked in the head by the book. He looks at the book "What in Star Clan" Suddenly Sees the mob and take the book and runs.
Me:"Hey Smokepaw throw it to me. It contains knowledge dangerous to the cats who want to know about the future, and could screw with history, maybe even make some nonexistent, namely...yourself."
Smokepaw:"... Wolfhowl0001 Here catch!"
Me:"Got it, now to eliminate the book so they can't ruin the future."
I pull an lighter out of my pocket and light it on fire. The book goes up in flames.
Smokepaw:"Quick lets get out of here!"
Me:"I Agree, follow me." Both vanishes/teleports from the area.

Me: -joins in circle of me, Fallen, Kat, and Middie and sings Kumbiya around the burning book- How many times have we talked about a book burning now?? lol! XD

Seastar: Down With The Twolegs!!!!!! -tackles Smokeleaf-
Skyleaf: -lets out a sigh of relief-
Spottedwing: Aww! Ruining all the fun! -curls up in corner- At least I still have my hide. ^^

OOC:Sea there is no way I could be around the burning book since after setting it on fire, I hauled butt away from the location to my distant home in the future. Same for Smokepaw.

Adderstar: I would attest to that logic, my two-legged friend. You see--

Engima: -claps hand over his mouth- No one wants to hear you ramble about paradoxes, Adder. xD

Hazelfrost: Adders? O: -flees-

Enigma: Oops, I forgot about her phobia. O.o

Stormwatcher/leaf Oh, Skyleaf, my dear. -is easily distracted- :D How are you this fine day?

Me: PARADOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD -glomps Adderstar-

Skyleaf: Oh! Hello Stormleaf. ^^ I'm fine, course this book thing got a little to close to home...even though I would like to see what's in it. But! We must move on. How are you?

Adderstar: -is glomped- O:< I do say. I have standards, you know, and being 'glomped' by a twoleg surpasses all of them. Shame on you. SHAME.

Enigma: N'awww, don't worry about Adder. XD He just needs some kitteh loooovvveee. -huggles him-

Adderstar: O.o -speechless-

Stormwatcher/leaf: I am well. ^^ But how are-- -a butterfly flutters past- Oh, look! :D -chases it-

Skyleaf: -sigh- I guess we all can't have a strict attention. -joins in the chase-

Seastar: Well I'm not going to be distracted. DOWN WITH THE TWOLEGS!!

Coralstar: I must say, Sea, you haven't used me in a long time. Maybe I should just pack up and go?

Me: It's not like that. It's because no one else on this RPG site will RP in RiverClan. I think you're the only one there besides the medicine cat...Maybe more advertising is in order...

Spottedwing: Yes! More advertising! Or...maybe a merge with a local RPG site? -prods Kat or Fallen- Of course we don't have to. It's just a thought. XD And it might to more harm than good, so we should probably leave it alone.

Badgerface: Are we done! yet?! You cats and your talkativeness. My mate never gets on and only one of my children who live in that! -Points to Me who's playing with a paddle ball and gets hit several times in the face with the ball- I don't think that qualifies for merit education!

Firetongue: Give it a rest Badgerface. She's the best education your kits could have. She's read all of the warrior books and several other books. She's a sophomore but in her head she's probably smarter than a sophomore college student. Just give Shadowkit time you worthless slug.

Badgerface: -glares at Firetongue and draws out claws-

Me: -looks up from paddle ball- O.O okay...let's not fight here...

Strickenshadow: Appearances can be deceiving, my good IvyClanner. ^.^ -completely OOC XP-

Enigma: Oh, I can make a cat in RiverClan! :D And I'm always up for some advertising. <3

Darktide: RiverClan, yay. -unenthusiastic-

Engima: ... righhhttttt. >.> Well, anyway, as long as this site stays (and looks) active when people view it, more of them will join. :] So I guess I better get used to obsessively posting! XD

Adderstar: -pops back in- Enigma, you claim that I am one of your favorite characters, and yet you haven't RP'ed with me once.... >.< -feels ignored-

Enigma: Riiiggghht. I guess I'll have to start obsessively posting on XXA as well. XD